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| By Alan Smithee |
| LIFE ON MARS |
Night. An amateur astronomer is looking into his telescope. Close-up of an arid, deserted landscape. The astronomer looks up from the telescope and glimpses a naked woman undressing in a window close by. Quickly he picks up a pair of binoculars and trains them on the window. He cant quite get her in focus.His son looks into the big telescope, moves it a bit and refocusses on a staggeringly beautiful Martian woman undressing. SON: Dad ASTRONOMER (busy with his binoculars): What? The astronomer finally gets focus: but too late. He looks at another window. A revolting man in a vest is cleaning his teeth. Meanwhile the son sees the Martian woman take off all her clothes. SON: Dad The Martian woman picks up her clothes and disappears behind a rock. ASTRONOMER: What? The Astronomer puts his binoculars down and walks over. SON (looking up from the big telescope): Nah. Nothing. Son wanders off. Astronomer looks into the big telescope. Close up of arid, deserted landscape. END
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